Upon visiting her next school:
I mean, what is the world coming to? FIRST gas was, like, TWENTY DOLLARS for a gallon and NOW you have to switch classes every hour in fourth grade, which is like, TWO YEARS AWAY. That should happen, in, I don't know, like seventh grade and gas should be, like, five bucks. It's CRAZY I tell you!
Discussing a Mother's Day Project:
Just so you know, I didn't really think about - yea - you know - the house or anything when I was working on this. It was the only thing I could do, because, like I wasn't allowed to put TIRED EXHAUSTED, MAJORLY SLEEPY or anything. My teacher said no. So, I dunno. I just, like, looked at other words for, like, nice, since I couldn't write AMAZINGLY TIRED or anything, like you know, how, like, it is. I had to do what my teacher thinks is, you know, appropriate. So at the tea, just go with it, ok? I mean, it's not really describing you or anything but I think you'll like it. My teacher does. Couldn't really, you know, be real with her looking it over and stuff.
