Day Eleven

On learning Smidge has won $10 in the lottery - 


Her father:

Tell Moneybags Smidge that she's buying the donuts tomorrow. 


Smidge:

No I ain't you are!!!


Her father:


I'm not buying if I'm not eating.


Smidge:

Why? I eat yours and you still pay.


Her father:

Sounds good... for you!


Smidge:

I know. Kinda why I do it.


Her father:

Don't get sassy.


Smidge:

Got a reason.