Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Day Eleven



On learning Smidge has won $10 in the lottery - 


Her father:

Tell Moneybags Smidge that she's buying the donuts tomorrow. 


Smidge:

No I ain't you are!!!


Her father:


I'm not buying if I'm not eating.


Smidge:

Why? I eat yours and you still pay.


Her father:

Sounds good... for you!


Smidge:

I know. Kinda why I do it.


Her father:

Don't get sassy.


Smidge:

Got a reason.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Field Trip Day

Upon visiting her next school:


I mean, what is the world coming to? FIRST gas was, like, TWENTY DOLLARS for a gallon and NOW you have to switch classes every hour in fourth grade, which is like, TWO YEARS AWAY. That should happen, in, I don't know, like seventh grade and gas should be, like, five bucks. It's CRAZY I tell you!

Discussing a Mother's Day Project: 

Just so you know, I didn't really think about - yea - you know - the house or anything when I was working on this. It was the only thing I could do, because, like I wasn't allowed to put TIRED EXHAUSTED, MAJORLY SLEEPY or anything. My teacher said no. So, I dunno. I just, like, looked at other words for, like, nice, since I couldn't write AMAZINGLY TIRED or anything, like you know, how, like, it is. I had to do what my teacher thinks is, you know, appropriate. So at the tea, just go with it, ok? I mean, it's not really describing you or anything but I think you'll like it. My teacher does. Couldn't really, you know, be real with her looking it over and stuff.