Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Day Eleven
On learning Smidge has won $10 in the lottery -
Her father:
Tell Moneybags Smidge that she's buying the donuts tomorrow.
Smidge:
No I ain't you are!!!
Her father:
I'm not buying if I'm not eating.
Smidge:
Why? I eat yours and you still pay.
Her father:
Sounds good... for you!
Smidge:
I know. Kinda why I do it.
Her father:
Don't get sassy.
Smidge:
Got a reason.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Field Trip Day
Upon visiting her next school:
I mean, what is the world coming to? FIRST gas was, like, TWENTY DOLLARS for a gallon and NOW you have to switch classes every hour in fourth grade, which is like, TWO YEARS AWAY. That should happen, in, I don't know, like seventh grade and gas should be, like, five bucks. It's CRAZY I tell you!
Discussing a Mother's Day Project:
Just so you know, I didn't really think about - yea - you know - the house or anything when I was working on this. It was the only thing I could do, because, like I wasn't allowed to put TIRED EXHAUSTED, MAJORLY SLEEPY or anything. My teacher said no. So, I dunno. I just, like, looked at other words for, like, nice, since I couldn't write AMAZINGLY TIRED or anything, like you know, how, like, it is. I had to do what my teacher thinks is, you know, appropriate. So at the tea, just go with it, ok? I mean, it's not really describing you or anything but I think you'll like it. My teacher does. Couldn't really, you know, be real with her looking it over and stuff.
I mean, what is the world coming to? FIRST gas was, like, TWENTY DOLLARS for a gallon and NOW you have to switch classes every hour in fourth grade, which is like, TWO YEARS AWAY. That should happen, in, I don't know, like seventh grade and gas should be, like, five bucks. It's CRAZY I tell you!
Discussing a Mother's Day Project:
Just so you know, I didn't really think about - yea - you know - the house or anything when I was working on this. It was the only thing I could do, because, like I wasn't allowed to put TIRED EXHAUSTED, MAJORLY SLEEPY or anything. My teacher said no. So, I dunno. I just, like, looked at other words for, like, nice, since I couldn't write AMAZINGLY TIRED or anything, like you know, how, like, it is. I had to do what my teacher thinks is, you know, appropriate. So at the tea, just go with it, ok? I mean, it's not really describing you or anything but I think you'll like it. My teacher does. Couldn't really, you know, be real with her looking it over and stuff.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Take Your Daughter To Work Day
In which a series of phone calls are received and a missive written:
Powerpoint lessons!! 19 lines!
Amazing Reports by Smidge!!
Dadis now taking some lessons on powerpoint by his own daughter (her sister) and she is taking over the computer now to start teach ing him!
that is amazing!
We are now asking questions on how to do animation for one slide instead of the whole show / slide. He just objected to her when she was right and she is now wing clip art with him to find a automatic trumpet sound for when he gets onto that part of the slide, I mean how rediculous is that?!?!?
He just changed it to fade in the pictures and it actually does look pretty cool when you watch it, I have to admit! Now he is making absolutely NO sence whatsoever. Oh well. I guess her is retyping what he made copy of. Ohhhhhhhh! She just said "you have no style whatsoever as an engineir!!!
Cool! dad just did some actually cool and even smart. I did not expect that! Wow! The screen is huge now. Ok, Report over. He has to go to a meeting now. Bye.
Bonus section: This meeting is OMG Sooooooo boring. Ok. bye. Gonna go get a candy bar.
Here is a picture of it.
Anyway I AM SO BORED. Candy time! bye. :p :p :D
OMG MOM we are still doing meetings. I want to play Moshi Monsters or check my Neopets. Meetings are soooooo boring. I do not even have my - HEY STOP THAT! (to sister) THAT IS MINE! GIVE ME... hey, you know what this lady said at Dad's work? She said "It is Take Your Daughters To Work Day, not I Need To Watch Your Kids Day!" Isn't that hilarious? What? NO!!! OMG MOM NO!! She said it to these other two guys, not Dad. Bye.
Powerpoint lessons!! 19 lines!
Amazing Reports by Smidge!!
Dadis now taking some lessons on powerpoint by his own daughter (her sister) and she is taking over the computer now to start teach ing him!
that is amazing!
We are now asking questions on how to do animation for one slide instead of the whole show / slide. He just objected to her when she was right and she is now wing clip art with him to find a automatic trumpet sound for when he gets onto that part of the slide, I mean how rediculous is that?!?!?
He just changed it to fade in the pictures and it actually does look pretty cool when you watch it, I have to admit! Now he is making absolutely NO sence whatsoever. Oh well. I guess her is retyping what he made copy of. Ohhhhhhhh! She just said "you have no style whatsoever as an engineir!!!
Cool! dad just did some actually cool and even smart. I did not expect that! Wow! The screen is huge now. Ok, Report over. He has to go to a meeting now. Bye.
Bonus section: This meeting is OMG Sooooooo boring. Ok. bye. Gonna go get a candy bar.
Here is a picture of it.
Anyway I AM SO BORED. Candy time! bye. :p :p :D
OMG MOM we are still doing meetings. I want to play Moshi Monsters or check my Neopets. Meetings are soooooo boring. I do not even have my - HEY STOP THAT! (to sister) THAT IS MINE! GIVE ME... hey, you know what this lady said at Dad's work? She said "It is Take Your Daughters To Work Day, not I Need To Watch Your Kids Day!" Isn't that hilarious? What? NO!!! OMG MOM NO!! She said it to these other two guys, not Dad. Bye.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Day Eight
Smidge Breaks Your Heart:
Dear Mom,
I love you so much because of how you help me with everything, and you are one of the reasons I exist. I hope that we can be together forever like this. If you were never there for me I would ALWAYS be miserable. I hope you will be there until the end. If we are not together until the end I don't know how I will survive through the rest of my life. I love you so much that without you I couldn't live my life happily like I can now. If you leave, I will follow you and if you stay I won't leave town alot. I hope we are together forever.
Love,
Smidge xoxo xo xo xo xo xo xo xo !!!!!!
Smidge, are you worried about cancer?
No. I was hungry and I wanted chicken. Did you know you have to kill chickens to eat them? But they are delicious. And I wanted some chicken for lunch.
Dear Mom,
I love you so much because of how you help me with everything, and you are one of the reasons I exist. I hope that we can be together forever like this. If you were never there for me I would ALWAYS be miserable. I hope you will be there until the end. If we are not together until the end I don't know how I will survive through the rest of my life. I love you so much that without you I couldn't live my life happily like I can now. If you leave, I will follow you and if you stay I won't leave town alot. I hope we are together forever.
Love,
Smidge xoxo xo xo xo xo xo xo xo !!!!!!
Smidge, are you worried about cancer?
No. I was hungry and I wanted chicken. Did you know you have to kill chickens to eat them? But they are delicious. And I wanted some chicken for lunch.
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