Dear (sister),
This message is to tell you that I have acquired your EMAIL address and would like to tell you that not only that if you highlight the end of this message you will receive my feelings about all your unnecessary brouhaha. But, all feelings of loathing aside, here are some emoticons that I think you might find useful.
Sincerely,
(Carefully Composed Signature) (your sister)
P.S. I believe that you do not want me to @#$%^&@#$%^@#$%^ pummel you, you @#$%^&*(@#$%^&*@#$%^& @#$^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&#$%^, so don't be mean please.
The initial response:
To her mother, upon a complaint of excessive noise levels:
I know you can send her to her room unless she can be quiet enof for you to think and then we will be happy
The response:
I don't think she would be happy, so 'we' would not be happy. YOU might be happy...... Also, you could stop being so hilarious and then she wouldn't laugh so much.
Seconds later:
Im halerios because I am and that's that, Meany mom I was just sugesting and man you can't stop so your like me alot
Her mother responds:
Actually, that's true. you are hilarious.
Seconds later:
Thankyou and I know I am I'm just saying
